My dearest Wife,
I have searched far and wide, and across multiple supermarket card isles for anything that could fully expressed my love for you, on this, our eighth anniversary. Alas, Bi-Lo, Harris Teeter and the super Walmart has let us both down, so instead I am writing this letter to share with you, and many strangers on the internet, how deep my love for you flows.
A little something for the wife.
That was heartfelt, nice, not a Hallmark card, true sentiments. Sounds like you have a wonderful life’s companion. Good for you both!
Gregg
Thanks!